The Twilight Saga

By Stephenie Meyer

Twilight (pages 498)
New Moon (pages 563)
Eclipse (pages 629)
Breaking Dawn (pages 710)

Oh teenage love is hilarious.
Eclipse was the best.

Into the Wild

By: Jon Krakauer

(pages 224)

I absolutely loved this true story.
Living in Alaska and hearing what all the Alaskans say about him.
How he was so dumb to think he could live in the wild and so on.
What people don't understand is, he did all the research and he made a simple mistake.
He was a young man with a love for adventure. I respect him. I am interested in learning more about him.

Read the book.

Miles From Nowhere

By: Nami Mun

(pages 286)

I really liked this story. It was sad. But I found myself wondering what will happen next.

Dear American Airlines

By: Jonathan Miles

(pages 180)

This book was annoying, I read less then 10 pages before I threw it across the room.

The Last Lecture

By: Randy Pausch

(pages 206)

At first I found it interesting.
But this guy is dying of cancer and he basically spends the last days of his life working on this book instead of with his family. He is a selfish bastard.

Sh*t my Dad Says

By: Justin Halpern

(pages 158)

Absolutely hilarious.

The Lovely Bones

By: Alice Sebold

(pages 328)

I read the book and it was a bit slow and very detail. Detail to the point of annoying. It was an evil story. I didn't like the ending.

I watched the movie and it made me hate the director for murdering the story.

The Reader

By: Bernhard Schlink

(pages 218)

Amazing.

Hook-Up Chronicles

100 true stories by women

(pages 239)

After Tucker Max and Chelsea Handler, this book was so boring I was actually pissed about the few dollars I spent on it and the time I wasted reading it. And wasted time waiting for it to get better.. It never did.

This book is good for fire starter on a camping trip.

On The Road

By: Jack Kerouac

(pages 310)

Took a while to get into. But it wasn't too bad once I did.
I'm not in a rush to read more Kerouac.
It's a bit dry.

In a Perfect World

By: Laura Kasischke

(pages 309)

Interesting read.
Not at all what I expected.
I kind of liked it.

Girl, Interrupted

By: Susanna Kaysen

(pages 169)

Don't watch the movie.
Read the book.

Chelsea Handler


(pages 272) (pages 244) (pages 264) (pages 213)

Dear Chelsea, it's me Kim, I love you.

All are absolutely amazing. I don't know which I like better.

Can't wait until the next one comes out.

Worst Laid Plans

True Stories

(pages: 210)

Uhg, boring.

Wally Lamb


Women of York Correctional Institution (Testimonies from our Imprisoned Sisters)


When high school teacher Caelum Quirk and his wife, Maureen, a school nurse, move to Littleton, Colorado, they both get jobs at Columbine High School.


Dominick Birdsey, a forty-year-old house painter living in Three Rivers, Connecticut, finds his life greatly disturbed when his identical twin brother Thomas, a paranoid schizophrenic, commits a shocking act of self-mutilation.


The shitty life of Dolores Price.

Amazing. Brilliant.

David Sedaris


(pages 288) (pages 322)

I read WHEN YOU ARE ENGULFED IN FLAMES first.
I loved it. And David.

Then I read ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY.
I hated it. And David.

I am nervous to read another one of his books because I was so disappointed.
I have a hard time stopping in the middle of the book, no matter how horrible. I feel like it is my duty to follow through..

How to Practice

By: Dalai Lama

(pages: 223)

A book to live by.

You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You

Several Essays

(pages: 209)

Questions from fans to comedians whom answer them sarcastically.

Some are predictable but some are funny.

Get Me Out of Here

By: Rachel Reiland

(pages: 436)

This author is literally insane.
This book is absolutely amazing. It puts mental diseases in prospective.
It's a long road to recovery, but it is possible.

I read the majority of this book by flashlight due to the fact I spent the entire summer on a camp in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness.

Queer Astrology for Women

By: Jill Dearman

(pages: 213)

I read this entire book in a book store and still purchased it.
Super funny.

The Little Prince

By: Antoine De Saint-Exupery

(pages: 85)

The most beautifully written book I have ever read.
It makes the world seem so amazing and depressing.

James Frey


(pages 432) (pages 512) (pages 357)

Top favorite books.

I will always look on the shelves for James Frey.

Dr. David Brummer & Sam Stall


Dog Owner's Manual:
A humorous training manual for dog owners. (pages: 222)
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Very helpful and hilarious.

I have used this to answer my questions on many occasions.

Mitch Albom


Tuesdays with Morrie: A teacher, the student, and all the great lessons in life. (pages: 192)

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Just like the cover says.

An easy read.

Sloane Crosley


I Was Told There Would Be Cake: Just another one of those funny memoirs of crazy 20 somethings. (pages: 228)
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It was funny, sometimes.

Sara Barron


People Are Unappealing: True stories of the life of Sara Barron. (pages: 222)
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F.U.P.A.

Read the book, You'll understand.

Greg Ames


Buffalo Lockjaw:

James's old friends in Buffalo believe his life in New York City is a success, in fact he writes ridiculous tag lines for a greeting card company. Now he's coming home on Thanksgiving to visit his aging father and dying mother, and unlike other holidays, he's not sure how this one is going to end.
(pages: 288)
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This book wasn't bad, but it doesn't stand out in my memory.
I know what it is about. I know what happens, but I don't remember the small details.

The end of the story was perfect..

Tucker Max


Assholes Finish First, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell:

Stories of Tucker Max being a dick.
(pages 271) (pages 404)
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A lot of people say that Tucker is a huge asshole.
I agree.
But he is hilarious and that makes it all okay.

So funny.

Alison Smith



Memoir detailing the aftermath of the death of her eighteen-year old brother.
(pages 318)
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This book makes me never want to read another book because I don't think it is possible to find another book I will fully understand and appreciate as I do this one.

I don't believe in reading a book more than once, just because it takes away the time you can be experiencing a new book. But Name All the Animals might actually be the first book I read again.